This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
