doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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