what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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