i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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