So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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