Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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