Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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