took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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