I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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