This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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