so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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