is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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