People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Randomize