She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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