so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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