remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he thought i was a dude.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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