I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
