New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm both gender and math confused
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