I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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