im drinking this country out of the recession.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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