i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
