New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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