no you cant smoke seaweed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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