I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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