Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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