what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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