what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
How external is "for external use only"?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You don't make any sense
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