I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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