how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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