my phone needs a breathalizer
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish i was in the wii world.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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