I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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