You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
they call him Oral-B. enough said
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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