No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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