Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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