Small penises have feelings too.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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