TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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