Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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