"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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