He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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