I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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