He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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