Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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