32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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