No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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