The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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