I think my vagina is haunted
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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