some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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