Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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