I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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