i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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