She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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