Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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