Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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