Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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