i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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