How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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