Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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